orpheuslament:

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

steveyockey:

we have to put on the best talent show this website has ever seen

bakwaaas:

I might get hate for this but I feel like people who are self-proclaimed empaths who have a ‘big heart’ and are ‘too nice to everyone and love too deeply’ are often actually not that great… I think it’s because people who keep it real and admit that like everyone, they are flawed and capable of hurting others and being the bad guy, are usually way more self-aware and emotionally intelligent  which makes them a lot more pleasant to be around then someone who has a massive victim/superiority complex

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

radiofreederry:

beardedmrbean:

The most annoying person at work is when there’s like a few minutes of downtime and they’re all like omg this is sooo boring sitting down I need to be on my feet and be productive like can the line move again time goes by so much slower ahhh we’re still sitting and go on and on without fucking doing shit like shut up and sit the fuck down or go clean something ??? Shut the fuck upppp

cemeterything:

shout out to artists who draw spiked halos. gotta be one of my favorite design choices.

kurenaiwataru:

fm-townz:

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

henstomper:

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Picturing a heaven where there are mini tigers and cheetahs etc for pets similar to how humans bred big dogs they would kill 10 million people a year though

scarylook:

sacred-portal:

ponyregrets:

can’t believe I’m expected to work even though I don’t feel like it and would rather not

powerburial:

snekbitch666:

powerburial:

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won’t be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn’t even notice with the type of shit i got goin on